Why we shouldn't build on the Green Zone

1. Because Britain is full. Have you seen the traffic! M25, M6, M1... utter chaos!

2. Because we are already building on flood planes. What doesn't the government understand about 1. above???

3. Because very sensible politicians from a bygone era when politicians were clever and admired, decided that the Green Zone was necessary for their children's future. We can use it to feed ourselves in times of hardship (i.e. future disputes or food crisis.)

4. Why are we giving out free housing to everyone? 4 Million immigrants according to recent censor. We cannot just keep building houses. What about the cost of more GPs, more hospitals, more schools. We cannot afford it. Someone put up a no vacancy sign at the channel and admit we are too crowded and broke. Cameron WAKE UP!!

Stupid Politicians

1. Offer devolution to Scotland etc then be surprised when they want Independence. Doh!
2. Let GPs negotiate their own pay deal then are surprised when they award themselves >£200k (according to media). Double Doh!
3. Sell UK companies then discover they cut taxes in the UK! (e.g. Boots) :(
4. Wonder why there's a black hole in the economy when multinational companies avoid paying taxes (£30 bn according to media, Starbucks, Amazon, etc). Then pay Revenue service £70 million to work out what's gone wrong. Pay me, pay me!
5. Pay overseas aid to countries with a space programme (India)
6. Make university funding the same for every subject and then wonder why science and engineering courses close (the cost is higher due to labs and equipment so no longer economical)
7. Allow science and engineering courses to close and wonder why there are no science and engineering graduates.
8. Ask 50% of students to go to University and then wonder why there's an explosion in Gardening and Plumbing courses being run from Universities.
9. For 20 years persuade the public GCSEs are great, then decide they weren't after all. 20 years!!
10. Raid the Private pension pots and then wonder why there's no money in the coffers for pensions.
11. Blame the public sector for 10!
12. Open immigration to change UK demographics.
13. Wonder why the NHS and finances are out of control, see 12.
14. Build on the Green Zone when very intelligent MPs some years back decided we should preserve the Green Zone.
15. Wonder why we can't feed the public when the US drought continues, see 14.

Help me out. I'm sure the list is huge. Please tweet and forward on!! What a nightmare.

We need something other than politicians running the country. They have no sense!! Put them all on I'm a celebrity and get them out of here, PLEASE.